Xanana Rules, er hmm Xanana's Rules.

Hmmmm.

• "Rule No. 1, Xanana is always right; 
• Rule No. 2: if he is wrong apply Rule No. 1; and
• Rule No. 3: everyone has to understand that both Rules No. 1 and 2 cannot ever be amended because they are in the "national interest"

(Arsenio Bano to Prime Minister Xanana Gusmao in parliament this week)